#whatshouldnhcallme

WHEN POLITICIANS SAY THEY WANT TO TAKE AWAY OUR FIRST IN THE NATION PRIMARY

WHEN I’M AT THE RED DOOR IN PORTSMOUTH

WHEN I SEE GROCERY STORES THAT AREN’T MARKET BASKET OR HANNAFORD

MAINE.

WHEN SOMEONE IS TRYING TO DEBATE AGAINST NH HAVING THE MOST BADASS STATE MOTTO

WHEN I SEE SOMEONE WHO ISN’T DRIVING A SAAB, SUBARU, OR VOLKSWAGEN

WHEN LAST CALL IS AT 12AM

WHEN THE SOX PLAY THE YANKEES

If they lose I’m like:

But if they win I’m like:

WHEN I WAS SNOWED IN

WHEN MY FRIENDS WANT TO GO TO DOS AMIGOS